xxrazorleafxx:

garama:

taollon:

crowry:

angrytransblogger:

edoro:

rainbowbarnacle:

variablejabberwocky:

ceruleancynic:

sardonicpuppeteer:

davidstrider:

davidstrider’s name means: 1) Gone down the wrong path in life. 2) Shotacon.

sardonicPuppeteer’s name means: 1) A failure at life. 2) Likes homo.

…

Yeah pretty much.

ceruleancynic’s name means: 1) Constantly procrastinating. 2) Not wearing any.

variablejabberwocky’s name means: 1) Futile effort. 2) To be wildly popular!

uhhhh. what? i get the first one…i tend to bitch about that way too much but i’m not seeing the popular part…unless its me reblogging popular stuff which i do a whole hell of a lot.

fantroll tumblr while i’m at it=

graveverdancy’s name means: 1) A high-quality product. 2) A very charming person.

… O_o pfffhahahah i don’t think it knows the difference between anal-retentive and quality. although i can kind of buy the charming part. she is a little charming in a slap-stick comedian kind of way. kind of like Wile E. Coyote from those old Roadrunner cartoons.

rainbowBarnacle’s name means: 1) completely useless 2) good for nothing

Yikes.

edoro’s name means: 1) Good for nothing. 2) Giving up halfway.

Rood.

Angry Trans* Blogger’s name means: 1) Makes miracles occur! 2) Highly suspicious… true

crowry’s name means: 1) Worth no more than trash. 2) Annoying

WOW!!!

taollon’s name means: 1) Useless baggage. 2) Godly.

what

 garama’s name means: 1) Just a homo. 2) Highly suspicious.

xxrazorleafxx’s name means: 1) To evolve into your final form. 2) Giving up halfway

Wat.
… Wat. 

Xinophilius means:
1) A dysfunctional brain. 2) Completely useless.
Uhm… Alright then. Cool.

Touched Bolt Augmenter… What?

gottastaycalm:

thefucksidontgive:

• writes poetry
• worked in the White House
• built his own house
• started Random Acts
• gave Jared 2000 dollars in change
• married his HS sweetheart
• isn’t afraid to wear dresses
• bicycle touring
• clog dancing
• tibetan throat singing
• special skills: Acting in front of the camera

fuck you he’s perfect

not to mention

• he’s built and slept in an igloo
• he was arrested once because he climbed up the roof of a bank to read while somebody was robbing the bank
• he had a laughing fit at his teacher’s funeral
• he and vicki named their child west anaximander
• he kayaked down the LA river
• he made jokes on his FBI background check
• he stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them
• he made vicki’s engagement ring
• misha and vicki renewed their vows at an albertson’s in drag

I’m actually having trouble trying to think of something that DOESN’T suck in my life right now…

See other post

1. Picture of you: I just posted some like two days ago
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?: Black
3. What are you listening to right now?: Gorillaz
4. Whats your favorite number?: 7. It’s a magic number
5. What was the last thing you ate?: Cereal
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?: Purple
7. How is the weather right now?: Rainy
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?: If Skype counts then Nicole
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite(same also) sex?: Eyes.
10. Do you have a significant other?: No
11. Favorite TV show?: Supernatural. Doctor Who is an extremely close second
12. Siblings?: Two, I’m the oldest
13. Height?: 6’1
14. Hair color?: Dark Brown
15. Eye Color?: Dark Brown
16. Do you wear contacts? No
17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween
18. Month? October
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Yes
20. What was the last movie you watched? Movie movie? Uhmmm… I guess I watched Flushed Away at work
21. Favorite Day of the Year? I don’t know. Halloween?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Usually.
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? No
24. Hugs or Kisses? Both
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla definitely
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? Respond how?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? Uh… Drew or Nicole
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? Fucking Devin D:<
29. What books are you reading? Right now? Artemis Fowl
30. Piercings? None
31. Favorite movies? Chronicle
32. Favorite sports Team? Team Solomid :D
33. What are you doing right now? This
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? ALL
37. Dogs or cats? Cats
38. Favorite flower? Tiger Lilly
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? Yep
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Yep
41. Have you ever loved someone? Yes
42. Who would you like to see right now? Veronika
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? I didn’t have friends in kindergarten. Actually I didn’t have a friend until 5th grade. And yes I’m still friends with him
44. Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah
45. Do you like to travel by plane? Yeah
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right but I wish I was left handed
47. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two
48. Are you missing someone? Yes
49. Do you have a tattoo? No but I want one but I’m terrified of needles
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Yeah

tvebach:

1. Picture of you
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?