Suomynona

Do British people seriously not say checkers how the fuck

nosdrinker:

this is my favorite picture on the internet

interracial marriage: has it gone too far

nosdrinker:

this is my favorite picture on the internet

interracial marriage: has it gone too far

My new absolutely favorite sentence to say out loud is “whittle it a little it’ll fit”

doyouthinkthisisafuckinggame:

I honestly don’t think there is anything funnier than the fact that Riot has trademarked “soon”

SECRETS XINOPHILIUS
Anonymous

I’m going to go ahead and guess Jane.

SURPRISE I am your twin. We can't switch places though because then we'd never get to hang out facelessly
Anonymous

Who areeeee you though

WE COULD HAVE A FENCING MATCH SO NEITHER OF US WOULD SEE THE OTHER'S FACE. OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL BE THE MOST FACELESSEST
Anonymous

I’m sorry but the only thing I can think of when you say this is that part in The Parent Trap with Lindsey Lohan.

I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU
Anonymous

ANONYMOUSLY? THAT’D BE INTERESTING.

You could like wear a mask or something. It’d be awesome.