Do British people seriously not say checkers how the fuck
My new absolutely favorite sentence to say out loud is “whittle it a little it’ll fit”
doyouthinkthisisafuckinggame: I honestly don’t think there is anything funnier than the fact that Riot has trademarked “soon”
Anonymous asked: SECRETS XINOPHILIUS
Anonymous asked: SURPRISE I am your twin. We can't switch places though because then we'd never get to hang out facelessly
Anonymous asked: WE COULD HAVE A FENCING MATCH SO NEITHER OF US WOULD SEE THE OTHER'S FACE. OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL BE THE MOST FACELESSEST
Anonymous asked: I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU
wherbeckiv asked: The scarecrow gauntlet looks amazing!
I’ve become that sad desperate lonely guy that asks to hang out with people and they have to think of some excuse to not do it.
ohshititsgreg: If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
meladoodle: imagine if you laid an egg and inside the egg was a little note that read ‘no one will believe this actually happened’
So, a few days later, and I’ve almost finished the needle gauntlet thing: Next comes painting and then attaching the tubing. Wish me luck :D
nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA NO. No. Sorry no. No. Being a virgin is great, I respect your choice. I think that it’s up to a person if they want to have sex or not. But there is NO WAY I’m giving up sex for nachos. How about sex AND nachos? That’s a lot better.
So today, after playing 16 hours of Batman: Arkham Asylum (consecutively btw. I haven’t slept for roughly 30 hours.) I decided that I wanted to cosplay this badass motherfucker right here: And so, I went to the store and picked up all this shit right here: Which, hopefully will be almost all of what I need to do this. Crossing my fingers. So anyway, here begins day one of my chronicle...
qock: i dont give a fuck what people think because people dont think
arostine: pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10 IMPERSONATE ME WELL
Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
I’m so sick of sitting in my room by myself every single day. I just feel like nobody wants to hang out with me
I just realized I could text my friends “Oh my god I’m dying” and they’d assume I was laughing or something but what if I’m like “Oh my god I’m dying” and theyre like “Whats so funny” and I’m just “NOTHINGS FUNNY I HAVE A SPEAR THROUGH MY CHEST CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE”
Why Rush Limbaugh IS A Reason We Need Feminism
1. “Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.” 2. “Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.” 3. “Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?” (holding up a photograph of 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton) 4. “They’re out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them...
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Why Society Still Needs Feminism Because to men, a key is a device to open...– Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via coffeeurlgirl) I agree with most of these points. However… The supreme court thing… There’s 9 people in it… There can never actually be equal representation… I have never in my life heard anyone say feminists burn bras....
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tea-and-outer-space: So this screenshot basically sums up the entire movie