Suomynona

May 22

(Source: gotglitterinmyguts, via janethefox)

Do British people seriously not say checkers how the fuck

May 21

nosdrinker:

this is my favorite picture on the internet

interracial marriage: has it gone too far

nosdrinker:

this is my favorite picture on the internet

interracial marriage: has it gone too far

(via janethefox)

My new absolutely favorite sentence to say out loud is “whittle it a little it’ll fit”

doyouthinkthisisafuckinggame:

I honestly don’t think there is anything funnier than the fact that Riot has trademarked “soon”

May 20

Anonymous asked: SECRETS XINOPHILIUS

I’m going to go ahead and guess Jane.

Anonymous asked: SURPRISE I am your twin. We can't switch places though because then we'd never get to hang out facelessly

Who areeeee you though

(Source: shapsterr, via janethefox)

Anonymous asked: WE COULD HAVE A FENCING MATCH SO NEITHER OF US WOULD SEE THE OTHER'S FACE. OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL BE THE MOST FACELESSEST

I’m sorry but the only thing I can think of when you say this is that part in The Parent Trap with Lindsey Lohan.