(Source: gotglitterinmyguts, via janethefox)
Do British people seriously not say checkers how the fuck
this is my favorite picture on the internet
interracial marriage: has it gone too far
My new absolutely favorite sentence to say out loud is “whittle it a little it’ll fit”
I honestly don’t think there is anything funnier than the fact that Riot has trademarked “soon”
Anonymous asked: SECRETS XINOPHILIUS
I’m going to go ahead and guess Jane.
Anonymous asked: SURPRISE I am your twin. We can't switch places though because then we'd never get to hang out facelessly
Who areeeee you though
(Source: shapsterr, via janethefox)
Anonymous asked: WE COULD HAVE A FENCING MATCH SO NEITHER OF US WOULD SEE THE OTHER'S FACE. OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL BE THE MOST FACELESSEST
I’m sorry but the only thing I can think of when you say this is that part in The Parent Trap with Lindsey Lohan.