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OH MY GOD I WANT TO MAKE AN ART WHERE ONE PERSON GETS COVERED IN...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:59:58 -0400

OH MY GOD I WANT TO MAKE AN ART WHERE ONE PERSON GETS COVERED IN ONE COLOR AND THE OTHER PERSON GETS COVERED IN ANOTHER COLOR AND THEN THEY HAVE SEX.

nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:41:00 -0400

nayx:

being a virgin is ok

sex isnt that great

just like

get some nachos instead

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA NO. No. Sorry no. No.

Being a virgin is great, I respect your choice. I think that it’s up to a person if they want to have sex or not.

But there is NO WAY I’m giving up sex for nachos. How about sex AND nachos? That’s a lot better.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 00:58:31 -0400

softcontact: commission for a friend

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:18:05 -0400

softcontact:

commission for a friend

So today, after playing 16 hours of Batman: Arkham Asylum (consecutively btw. I haven’t slept...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:09:32 -0400

So today, after playing 16 hours of Batman: Arkham Asylum (consecutively btw. I haven’t slept for roughly 30 hours.) I decided that I wanted to cosplay this badass motherfucker right here:

And so, I went to the store and picked up all this shit right here:

Which, hopefully will be almost all of what I need to do this. Crossing my fingers.

So anyway, here begins day one of my chronicle of cosplay.

goatkult: ceorfaex: tothedeathsheadtrue: whiskey-wolf: And...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:45:41 -0400

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

Here’s the thing fuckwads. Katanas were used by MASTERS OF BATTLE called SAMURAI who knew precisely WHERE to hit, WHEN to hit, HOW MUCH FORCE THEY’D NEED, ETC. Samurai (at least when they started out, they got pretty corrupted and sloppy toward the end) were ONE WITH THEIR BLADE. The katana was known as the Samurai’s soul.

The FUCKING LONGSWORD on the other hand, was handed out to basically any fucking FARM BOY who happened to enlist/get recruited into the fucking army. That’s the equivalent of YOU picking up a fucking SWORD and getting thrown into battle. So yeah, they’re going to fucking need to be durable because no idiot who picks up a sword is going to know where to swing it so it doesn’t shatter into a million pieces. Oh and by the way, a long sword is also nearly 3 times the weight of a katana (ITS A FUCKING HACKING WEAPON), so it wouldn’t be nearly as precise or fast as a katana. And after about 10 swings, your arms will be fucking DEAD TIRED. Do you understand how much a fucking sword weighs? ITS A GIANT FUCKING CHUNK OF METAL. ITS NOT A FUCKING STICK YOU PLAY GAMES WITH.

Oh and if you’re still disbelieving the power of a katana, look up a video of one cutting through THREE FUCKING COW CARCASSES. THREE. It’s sharper, faster, lighter, and overall a much better weapon for anyone who knows how to fucking use it. It’s not a weapon made to overpower or hack through enemies. It’s a weapon of finesse.

Fuck you. Good day.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 09:32:52 -0400

qock: i dont give a fuck what people think because people dont think

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:32:22 -0400

qock:

i dont give a fuck what people think because people dont think

The fantastic mr. Fox concept art by Chris Appelhans

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:32:15 -0400

The fantastic mr. Fox concept art by Chris Appelhans

arostine: pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10 IMPERSONATE ME WELL

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:31:05 -0400

arostine:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

IMPERSONATE ME WELL

"Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:51:51 -0400

“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t understand why their comments might be unwelcome. Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are creepy predators. Most are somewhere in between, and guess what? I don’t know you, I don’t know your life, and I have no idea if you’re going to leave it at “Hey, you look good in that dress!” or follow it up with “But you’d look better without it! Har har! C’mon, where’re you going? I know you heard me! Fucking cunt, nobody wants your fat ass anyway, bitch.”

When you compliment a random woman who doesn’t know you, no matter how nice you are about it, there’s a good chance she’s going to freak out internally because for all she knows, you could be that latter type. And I get that it’s really unfair that women would just assume that about you. I get that it sucks that sometimes, expressing totally reasonable opinions like “hey you’re hot” will make women terrified of you or furious at you. That’s not fair.

But if you’re going to lay the blame for that somewhere, for fuck’s sake, don’t blame the woman. Blame all the guys who have called her a bitch and a cunt for ignoring their advances. Blame all the guys who may have harassed, abused, or assaulted her in the past. Blame all the people who may never do such a thing themselves, but who were quick to blame her and tell her to just get over it. Blame the fact that if she stops and talks to you and then something bad happens, people will blame her for stopping and talking to you.”

- Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:32:49 -0400

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

I’m so sick of sitting in my room by myself every single day. I just feel like nobody wants...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:10:07 -0400

I’m so sick of sitting in my room by myself every single day.

I just feel like nobody wants to hang out with me

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:05:30 -0400

I just realized I could text my friends “Oh my god I’m dying” and they’d...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:57:13 -0400

I just realized I could text my friends “Oh my god I’m dying” and they’d assume I was laughing or something but what if I’m like “Oh my god I’m dying” and theyre like “Whats so funny” and I’m just “NOTHINGS FUNNY I HAVE A SPEAR THROUGH MY CHEST CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE”

gunnardemacia: cremitapalacara: romy7: Sex in Video Games...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:53:50 -0400

gunnardemacia:

cremitapalacara:

romy7:

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

portal qlo xD!

literally, tomb raider. i’m dying.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:57:09 -0400

sad-teeth: So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy,...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:56:35 -0400

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.

goodknight2sday: raideo: comradewodka: this just came on my...

Tue, 14 May 2013 04:15:17 -0400

goodknight2sday:

raideo:

comradewodka:

this just came on my TV and I took out my earbuds to watch cause the animation’s cute as shit

holy shit I love this

thats fucking cute as all hell oh my gosh

omgleagueoflegends: League of Legends : G Rated Lissandra...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:22:07 -0400

omgleagueoflegends:

League of Legends : G Rated Lissandra (by videogamedunkey)

omfg